5. Ali Krieger (Midfielder)
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Let’s all just stop what we’re doing and take a moment to thank the heavens for creating Ali Krieger…alright, now let’s talk about her. Not only is this kick ass, soccer star gorgeous beyond all sense and reason, she has a kickin’ ass. She is also fluent in German after spending five years playing in Germany, which is super bad ass if anything ever was.